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It would give Putin all he invaded for and room to grab more.

Turns out the solution was these Shokz open-ear headphones.

I have grown tired of all this winning, it’s true.

It’s a small country, and we should really just learn to leave it alone.

Now which foreign leader would benefit from these developments?

Solve your boredom in a new way.

It has to do with the milk.

Get him started off on the right foot.

Work hard or play hard. Either way, these get it done.

Let’s hope the miscreant doesn’t try to sell the Homeland Security secretary’s access badge to a bad actor.